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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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