- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What is 9+10? 19

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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