- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

123 f*ck off

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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