person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Everybody will die

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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