A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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