- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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