- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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