i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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