- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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