What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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