- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

women's rights

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Who is Dank? A: Billal

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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