Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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