roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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