How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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