- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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