Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why dont they make black forks

A gay man watches football.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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