- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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