Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What would u like to drink?

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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