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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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