- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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