- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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