- Anti Joke

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.