- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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