When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

this website is a bad joke

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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