- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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