- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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