- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock knock OCD

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