Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Anti Joke

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