A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

civil rights

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Actually it was me Josh brown

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

whats a joke

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

you see theres this guy.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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