- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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