- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

how do you call someone? use a phone

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Once upon a time a was born

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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