- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

knock knock i have diarrhea

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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