- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Fat? Jesse Z

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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