- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

wanna hear a joke womens rights

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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