- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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