A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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