Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A American seeking into mexico

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Charlie Sheen is winning

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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