way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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