What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

It's all Taggart

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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