- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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