- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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