What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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