What's big and purple? Barney

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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