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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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