- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

where's mom I killed her

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

batman farted so hes retarded

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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