- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

yolo your orange looks orange

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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