- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Womens rights

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

su algato es en fuego

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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