What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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