Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A praying mantis is very graceful

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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