My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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