- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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