- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A baby seal walks into a club.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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