- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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