- Anti Joke

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men