- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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