What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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feminism

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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