A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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