- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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