- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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