Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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