Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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