- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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