- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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