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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

i had sex.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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