an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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a man makes a bad joke

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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