- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Obama = ebola

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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