- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

^ That's not even funny ^

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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