- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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