A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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