My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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