- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

a dyslexic man walked his god.

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