- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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