- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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