- Anti Joke

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

my egg roll

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Guess what? I like trains.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.