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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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