- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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