- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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