Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

like most people my age. im 27

Knock Knock Who did that?

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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