What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What is green and slow Grass.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Your're racist.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

To mama so old, she might die soon.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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