- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

If you have a stroke, call 000

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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