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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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