- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

go F*** yourself

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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