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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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