Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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