- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

i'm hard

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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