whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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