- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

No it doesnt..

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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