- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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