Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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