Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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i like turtles

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Your Mom The End.

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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i found waldo.

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