Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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