- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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