- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

outside your comfort zone

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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