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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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