- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

guess what what ...

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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