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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

whats up and also down? your mum

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

salad days!

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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