whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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