What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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like if your cool

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Read a Book.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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