- Anti Joke

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why was the man sad His got raped

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in