A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

read this sentence again.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Kyle grund parker coffey

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