- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

My mom

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Women's Rights

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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