- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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