Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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