What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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You are joking right?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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