Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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