- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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