- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

FIONN'S LIFE

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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