what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Justin Bieber

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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