Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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