Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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