What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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dallen loves penis

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