If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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