- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Tucker Rivera

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

No

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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