- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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