- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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