- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

why did the black guy die? cancer

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

roses are red poo is poo

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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