- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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