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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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