- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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