curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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