- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

I am a mime

Nobody cares maddie!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Women outside of the kitchen.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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