Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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