My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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