Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Dane Cook makes a joke.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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