A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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