a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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whats white jizz

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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