What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Well this is pointless.....

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Your Mom

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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