- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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