- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Get on the boat.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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