- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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