- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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