- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Jesus Christ

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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