- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Tony Romo

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

If life gives you lemonade.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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