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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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