Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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