- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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