- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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