- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Your mom.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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