- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Take part of what?

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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