- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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