- Anti Joke

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.