Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

angelo snyder is not ga

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

I love alchohol!

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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