- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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