Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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