- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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