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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Robin get in the batmobile!

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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