- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??