Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

what to call someone thats gay zak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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