What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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