- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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