- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

can you touch your toes? no

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Boob

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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