- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

my penis

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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