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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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