- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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