Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Phew... it's gone.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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