Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

bangers and mash?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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