Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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