- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the new green? Green

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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