- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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