- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

like most people my age. im 27

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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