- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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