- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

so today i took a poop. hehe

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