What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why? Because.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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