What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

2 black kids walk into school

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

I like school Said no one ever.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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