- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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