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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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