A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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