yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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