This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A Chinese man fails a math test

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Sex

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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