- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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