- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

I'm so punny.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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