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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

guess what? bannanas

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

i hate non minorities!

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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