A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

su algato es en fuego

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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