knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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