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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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