Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Chlamydia

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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