Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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