Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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