Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

thumb_up thumb_down +18

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

thumb_up thumb_down +18

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops